Joke 11

4 Apr

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’ ” Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.

“What’s the matter?” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”

“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.


8 Responses to “Joke 11”

  1. barb19 April 4, 2011 at 06:20 #

    He’s positive if nothing else!


  2. Cindy April 4, 2011 at 07:37 #

    Rich Branson?


  3. Pseu April 4, 2011 at 09:37 #

    EW, school jokes…

    I love the report one!

    Here’s one I remember Terry Wogan telling:

    “Once upon a time there was an inflatable boy who went to an inflateable school with inflatable teachers. But one day he goes absolutely wild with a pin and pops absolutely everying! The head master calls him to his office and says,
    ‘I am so disappointed in you. You’ve let me down and you’ve let they whole school down! And worst of all, you’ve let yourself down.'”


  4. nrhatch April 4, 2011 at 17:45 #

    Loved it! If you’re going to dream, dream big.


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