Joke 13

6 Apr

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

“How much for the beer?” the neutron asks the bartender.

“For you?” replies the bartender,”no charge.”

10 Responses to “Joke 13”

  1. sarsm April 6, 2011 at 07:12 #

    Good start to my day! 😀

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  2. Cindy April 6, 2011 at 07:18 #

    ROTFLMAO!

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    • Tilly Bud April 6, 2011 at 08:37 #

      Shouldn’t be cooking something delicious? 🙂

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  3. vivinfrance April 6, 2011 at 07:32 #

    The neutron one left me powerless. Yuk to kissing a barman! But you’re still making me laugh…

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  4. poetrydiary April 6, 2011 at 10:23 #

    Will test this with my son (12) at lunchtime. I think he’ll love it (like me)!

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    • Tilly Bud April 6, 2011 at 10:31 #

      You don’t look old enough to have a twelve year old son!

      Hope he enjoys it 🙂

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  5. musings April 6, 2011 at 10:52 #

    Too funnnny!

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  6. nrhatch April 6, 2011 at 14:37 #

    Perfect! And a reminder to watch what we wish for . . .

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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