Massive Legs Woman And The Elderly Teeth

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It’s that time again: searches that found me.  If you can make sense of any of them, I’d be grateful to know what.

 

Body Dysmorphia?

• Massive Legs Woman
• please give me a full pic.of somebodys legs
• smiling man with busted teeth
• tooth cry
• mashed up teeth smiles
• smily faces of people who do not have a teeth
• elderly teeth

That Is So Not A Good Idea

• green beans with nik naks

Things We Don’t Care About

• ralphhasawifey

 Again With The Finding Their Way To My Blog For Reasons I Can’t Fathom

• kill husband cartoon

No Kidding

• my family lo0k at me strangely if i randomly start laughing at the mobile:)

 

I Don’t Write Poetry On This Blog No More

• poems for removing guests removing shoes

Huh?

• fish contraception cartoon
• polifolia choirs
• funny barrier contraception cartoons 

How Would I Know?

• is freda funny?
• is shower power safe on granite

 Could This Be True?

• tomato purée stops bulimia
• ugly women gay sex

 That’s Not Much Of A Prize

• psychic sees lottery win cartoons

 Let’s Not

• let’s gonna last 

Why Being A Housewife May Not Be A Good Thing

• housewife forced to sit ups
• leather house wife
• fact about kettles
• laughing washing machine

What Did She Do To That Donkey?

• you’re only as old ass the woman you fell

A Beer-Guzzling Mammal Of The Nocturnal Kind

pic of bud sucking bat of africa

And This One Is Seriously Scary

cut open the “pregnant women” “brick testament”

The People Have Spoken

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And I have worked out what they said:

Two people wanted me to reply to every comment.  That was my position (not my vote), but I’m afraid we have been outvoted.

Four people voted no, don’t reply to every comment.

Five people wanted a reply only if I have something worth saying.

Nobody objected to being polled this time, suggesting – as did the replies – you have taken the question seriously.

Five people are now top of my People I Like More Than Any Other list.  I’ll expect my Maltesers by return post.

Six people voted Other but no matter how much I click on it I don’t know what that means, though I do know it doesn’t mean yes, no, maybe or here are your Maltesers.

Reading the results the way I want to (there are lies, damned lies and statistics with Malteser bribes), readers don’t demand that I answer every comment they leave.  This is a relief, if I’m honest, because I’m tired of seeing ‘Looks like you’ve made a duplicate comment’ every time I reply 🙂 . From now on, I won’t do the polite thank yous and smiley faces.

But please know, I really do appreciate it each time you comment on my blog.  Especially those from the Malteser-givers.

Joke 19

At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, “I want all the men to form two lines. One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives.”

God continued, “I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

The women left and the men formed two lines. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending. The line of men who were the true head of their household had one man in it.

God said to the first line, “You men ought to be ashamed or yourselves. I appointed you to be the heads of your households and you were disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed me. Learn from him.”

Then God turned to the lone man and asked, “How did you come to be in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”