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Write about something to do with bacon.
I once met the tv presenter Richard Bacon and I have to say he was a bit of a jerk. He is one of the few people I have ever disliked.
What rare talent do you have that most people don’t know?
I thought we did this one already? The tap dancing thing? Oh, that was a hidden talent? Consider me stumped, then.
When was the last time you were scared?
I am often scared but I’m not going to tell you what scares me because I’m scared Richard Bacon is reading this and will use it against me. Or worse…the WordPress prompter…
What would your profession be if you didn’t need money?
Writer.
If you could pilot any vehicle, what would it be?
Why would you think I’d ever be allowed near a vehicle as anything other than a passenger? Did you not read my post about learning to drive?
Pick something that annoys you and redesign how it works.
No.
Who is the last person you’d want to be stuck in an elevator with? And Why?
Richard Bacon. And the WordPress prompter, for obvious reasons.
The Laughing Housewife 
I’m sure you’re soon going to have to change to Blogger.
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? I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re saying.
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So sorry – I meant you must be running the risk of being chucked out of WordPress, you make so much fun of the prompts! 🙂
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They’d have to prise off my dead, cold fingers before I leave.
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A writer? Not a Maltesers tester?
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That’s a real job???? I thought it was a legend 🙂
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You already are a writer – shame it doesn’t pay. Hidden tslent? How about blogging? Oh no, thst’s in the public domain.
Re-design something that annoys me? and you declined? I’d re-design the human body – three hands, for a start, add bones that don’t disintegrate with age…
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“Pick something that annoys you and redesign how it works.
No.”
I had to gulp my mouthful of tea in a very unladylike manner before it exited my nose ‘cos I laughed so hard at this one LOL
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I have no technical ability, you see.
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i think your rare talent has to do with finding the only packet of matesers in an overcrowded supermarket
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You know me well 🙂
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i think your rare talent has to do with finding the only packet of maltesers in an overcrowded supermarket
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Never heard of Richard Bacon…..is he hammy? Is that why you didn’t like him?
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Nothing I can say that wouldn’t get me sued for defamation except he spoke inappropriately in front of (not to) my children.
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Or maybe he just grunted at you?
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I just got that! 😀 Sorry I’m so slow. 🙂
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I remember Richard Bacon well. He was working for the big breakfast. He covered a story in which a horse walked into a shop and stole an unspecified number of pies. They did a reconstruction….
Never met him though.
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We were on TBB; that’s how I met him.
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You make me laugh. Just about every day. Thanks.
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My pleasure 🙂
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=) leaving bacon with egg on his face =)
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Nice one! You are going to fit in reeeeeeeally well around here 🙂
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Great answers – I think WordPress must be on to you by now! Bet you make thme laugh every time too! xx
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