This is an old ‘un but a good ‘un:
My best friend ran away with my wife.
It’s only been three days and I really miss him.
Joke 21
14 Apr9 Responses to “Joke 21”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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i prefer the cartoon 😉
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I’m ashamed of you, Tilly, printing that sexist stuff 🙂
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First one was new to me… I laughed and then I found myself wondering is the best friend a man or a woman?
(not that it matters).
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This reminds me of Henny Youngman! 🙂
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Talk about a chestnut! Also – you could never have too many Larson cartoons – and on any subject. He never failed to make me laugh, and I wish like crazy that he would start up again!
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I agree; I love The Far Side. I didn’t know he’d stopped.
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Sometimes I want to crawl into a fort like that. 😀
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Reminds me of Joey and Chandler and Ross’s fort in Friends.
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