Joke 25

18 Apr

“What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’?”  The hotel guest asked the manager. “I didn’t eat any.”

“But the fruit was available in the hotel every day. It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage of it.”

“I see,” said the guest, subtracting $150.00 from the bill.

“What are you doing?” spluttered the manager.

“I’m subtracting 50 dollars a day for you kissing me.”

“What? I didn’t kiss you!”

“Ah,” replied the guest,'”but I was available every day.  It isn’t my fault you didn’t take advantage of it.”

7 Responses to “Joke 25”

  1. kiwidutch April 18, 2011 at 08:30 #

    I especially like the first one…”Touche” at it’s most brilliant LOL.
    Sometimes there are “ways and means” of getting around even the nastiest of stings if you can think laterally enough, Excellent example 🙂


  2. vivinfrance April 18, 2011 at 08:48 #

    I Love the fuzzy logic of these.


  3. Tilly Bud April 18, 2011 at 14:10 #

    I’m relieved you both like it. I wasn’t sure that it was particularly funny, though it made me snile.


  4. nrhatch April 18, 2011 at 15:01 #

    I love this joke and plan to use it the next time that hotels try and charge us for internet service we don’t need or use, etc.

    Thanks, Tilly!


  5. Cindy April 18, 2011 at 16:25 #



  6. slpmartin April 18, 2011 at 17:09 #

    Ha…a funny one.


  7. leo April 19, 2011 at 10:15 #



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