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Sigh…

19 Apr

What would you do differently if you were president or Prime Minister of your country for a day?

Disabuse everyone of the naïve notion that serious problems can be fixed in a day.

Joke 26

19 Apr

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. 

Father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. “Mother Mole!” He called back down the hole. “Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!”

Mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. “That’s not honey, that’s maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!”

Baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. “I can’t smell anything down here but molasses….”

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