Joke 29

Joe thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday, Valentine’s Day and their anniversary.

He opened an account with a florist, provided the florist with the dates, and instructions to send flowers to Joanna on those dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.”

Joanna was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, Joe came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, “Nice flowers, where’d you get them?”