Joke 29

22 Apr

Joe thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday, Valentine’s Day and their anniversary.

He opened an account with a florist, provided the florist with the dates, and instructions to send flowers to Joanna on those dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.”

Joanna was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, Joe came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, “Nice flowers, where’d you get them?”

7 Responses to “Joke 29”

  1. kateshrewsday April 22, 2011 at 08:28 #

    Whoops!

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  2. Cindy April 22, 2011 at 08:43 #

    Mine gets his secretary to do it ;p

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  3. sarsm April 22, 2011 at 09:24 #

    At least his intentions were good 😀

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  4. Pseu April 22, 2011 at 09:33 #

    This sounds too true to be a joke 🙂

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  5. viewfromtheside April 22, 2011 at 13:22 #

    sounds so likely, poor man, he was trying

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  6. slpmartin April 22, 2011 at 16:09 #

    Now that was funny!

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  7. nrhatch April 22, 2011 at 16:17 #

    Busted!

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