Joke 33

26 Apr

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future had in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advised him, “You are going to meet a beautiful girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled.  “This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?”

“No” says the psychic, “in a Biology class.”

8 Responses to “Joke 33”

  1. vivinfrance April 26, 2011 at 07:33 #

    How well those two fit together.

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  2. Ava Aston's Muckery April 26, 2011 at 08:29 #

    Another funny joke. Thanks for sharing

    Blessings,

    Ava
    xox

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  3. nrhatch April 26, 2011 at 14:24 #

    I got a C in Biology because I refused to dissect a frog ~ I felt that I could learn what I needed to know by studying photos, without the need to ineptly cut apart an amphibians.

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  4. viewfromtheside April 26, 2011 at 20:03 #

    poor frog!

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  5. Sharp Little Pencil April 26, 2011 at 22:18 #

    I DROPPED Biology because of the frog dissection. Could not euthanize and cut up a living little being. But this joke was ironic and funny as hell!! Also the pic was perfect. Amy
    http://sharplittlepencil.wordpress.com/2011/04/26/aging-disgracefully-and-proud-of-it/

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  6. Tilly Bud April 26, 2011 at 22:40 #

    Animal dissecting is forbidden in schools these days. I have to say, I’m glad, though I can see the need for it in research.

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  7. musings April 27, 2011 at 06:24 #

    Oh Yuuuuck! You’re sure giving us a lot of laughs!

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