Ssshhh…I’m Not Really Here

26 Apr
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I must apologise for yesterday’s post overload – the searches post was supposed to be published today but I forgot to change the date.  Sorry if you were overwhelmed. 

I’m mightily peeved with myself.  I didn’t want to steal Tory Boy’s thunder.  I worked really hard to make his birthday story a good post and then I accidentally sabotaged it.  Now you see for yourself how my mothering style works.

To make up for it, I am not posting anything today apart from this morning’s joke and this apology.  So just the two posts, then, or double the amount of posts I need to post to qualify for postaday2011.

As I’m already here, and so are you, I might as well share this conversation between my balding brother and hirsute husband:

‘Have you ever considered a transplant?’ asked the Hub.

‘No,’ said my brother, ‘I think I’d look strange with a kidney on my head.’

20 Responses to “Ssshhh…I’m Not Really Here”

  1. earlybird April 26, 2011 at 10:57 #

    humour runs in the family then, huh? 🙂


    • Tilly Bud April 26, 2011 at 22:34 #

      It sure does. My brother is the funniest person I know, and we get it from Dad.


  2. vivinfrance April 26, 2011 at 11:00 #

    You could never overload us, Tilly – every one’s a bonus. I wouldn’t know how to programme publication so you’re one up there.

    I’m bored! Everyone’s at work, Fraser, still poorly, has decided he needs a snooze wrapped in a quilt in front of CBBC. He was playing a Great Train Game with me which is a bit like Trivial Pursuit, but much more complicated, and with harder questions. To make it fairer – silly old bat versus 9-year-old – I have the hard questions and he has the easy ones. Normally a Mastermind lookalike, I only got 2 right in an hour, while he got most of his right. I am now stuck at Blaenau Festiniog on my way to Kyle of Localsh. I’m blethering…

    I’ve written poems for most of the bigtent prompts, done the dishes and the mending. Now what do I do? I go and irritate the hell out of Tilly!


    • Tilly Bud April 26, 2011 at 22:35 #

      You never irritate me! Amuse and entertain me, yes.

      I did tell you how to schedule posts a while back; do you want a refresher coure?


  3. Paula Tohline Calhoun April 26, 2011 at 11:52 #

    We both suffered the same problem (disease?) yesterday. I ended up posting about 10,000 things that were meant for later. Oh well. I thought I was getting ahead of the game. I apologize for crowding your inbox as well – but you can always flood my inbox with your posts, Tilly. I love reading your blog!


    • Tilly Bud April 26, 2011 at 22:36 #

      Glad it’s not just me, then! I never noticed any crowding, btw 🙂


  4. beckysefton April 26, 2011 at 14:22 #

    Never apologise for overloading with blog posts! x x


  5. slpmartin April 26, 2011 at 15:14 #

    Clever brother! 🙂


  6. gigihawaii April 26, 2011 at 15:51 #

    haha. I must admit your joke got me laughing out loud.


  7. nrhatch April 26, 2011 at 17:21 #

    They must have been decent posts since I didn’t feel “put upon.” 😎


  8. kateshrewsday April 26, 2011 at 20:44 #

    Tilly, every post’s a winner. Fab blog, can’t have enough 🙂


  9. Tinman April 26, 2011 at 21:54 #

    Earlybird’s right, humour runs in the family, yout brother’s joke is great.


    • Tilly Bud April 26, 2011 at 22:39 #

      He could get a group of corpses laughing 🙂


  10. Pseu April 26, 2011 at 22:15 #

    So if you’re not really here are you just a figbox of my imagination?


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