Joke 36

29 Apr

A man asks to be admitted to heaven.

St Peter says, “Name one good deed that you’ve done.”

The man replies, “Well, a gang of bikers was threatening a woman.  I smacked them, kicked over their bikes and ripped out their nose rings.”

Impressed, St Peter asks, “When did this happen?”

The man replies, “About thirty seconds ago.”

11 Responses to “Joke 36”

  1. vivinfrance April 29, 2011 at 07:45 #

    It took that long, eh? Love the jokes.


  2. kateshrewsday April 29, 2011 at 08:40 #

    Defence can be costly 😀


  3. viewfromtheside April 29, 2011 at 09:09 #

    poor man!


  4. nrhatch April 29, 2011 at 15:53 #

    That reminds me of the little old lady who stopped a gang of hoodlems attempting to rob a jewelry store . . . she beat them off with her purse!

    Feisty old thing! 😀



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