Joke 36

29 Apr

A man asks to be admitted to heaven.

St Peter says, “Name one good deed that you’ve done.”

The man replies, “Well, a gang of bikers was threatening a woman.  I smacked them, kicked over their bikes and ripped out their nose rings.”

Impressed, St Peter asks, “When did this happen?”

The man replies, “About thirty seconds ago.”

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11 Responses to “Joke 36”

  1. vivinfrance April 29, 2011 at 07:45 #

    It took that long, eh? Love the jokes.

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  2. kateshrewsday April 29, 2011 at 08:40 #

    Defence can be costly 😀

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  3. viewfromtheside April 29, 2011 at 09:09 #

    poor man!

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  4. nrhatch April 29, 2011 at 15:53 #

    That reminds me of the little old lady who stopped a gang of hoodlems attempting to rob a jewelry store . . . she beat them off with her purse!

    Feisty old thing! 😀

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