A man asks to be admitted to heaven.
St Peter says, “Name one good deed that you’ve done.”
The man replies, “Well, a gang of bikers was threatening a woman. I smacked them, kicked over their bikes and ripped out their nose rings.”
Impressed, St Peter asks, “When did this happen?”
The man replies, “About thirty seconds ago.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
It took that long, eh? Love the jokes.
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Defence can be costly 😀
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But think of the moral victory 🙂
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poor man!
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That reminds me of the little old lady who stopped a gang of hoodlems attempting to rob a jewelry store . . . she beat them off with her purse!
Feisty old thing! 😀
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I blogged about her a while back; she was amazing.
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Yes! It was you who included the link. 😀
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If my memory was better, I would have remembered that on my own. 😦
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It comes to us all 🙂
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😀
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