Joke 38

1 May

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

5 Responses to “Joke 38”

  1. Cindy May 1, 2011 at 08:28 #

    Excellent 😀

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  2. nrhatch May 1, 2011 at 18:17 #

    Bwahahaha! I’ve heard it before but laughed all over again.

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  3. slpmartin May 1, 2011 at 20:22 #

    Now this is one very funny joke! 🙂

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