This one’s a groaner. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT: HIJKLMNO
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
STUDENT: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
I had to laugh: one of the recommended tags for this post was Donald Trump.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Makes sense to me 😉
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I am laughing out loud at Thog’s discovery! 😀
Thanks, Tilly. I needed that.
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