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May The Fourth Be With You

4 May
A game of Star Wars Miniatures in progress.

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The old ‘uns are the best ‘uns.

Have a great day ūüôā

Don’t Worry: We Haven’t Had A Row (Today)

4 May
Boeing 747‚Äď438 on final approach to 27L at Lon...

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Write about something you used to believe, but don’t anymore.¬†¬†What changed?

I used to believe in Happily Ever After.  Then I got married.

Describe your first encounter with a celebrity.

Fourteen. Sitting at Heathrow Airport, looking at the floor.¬† An arrogant pair of cream flares stalked past.¬† I looked up.¬† It was Rod Stewart’s legs.¬† Before his first marriage.¬† Not so arrogant now, is he?

Change the end of any famous story, true or fiction.

Great Expectations.  Pip did not marry Estella.  Pip lived happily ever after.

Should schools control what kids eat for lunch?

No.  Then they can live fatly ever after.

Joke 41

4 May

If a man opens a car door for his wife you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new, or the wife is.

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