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Don’t Worry: We Haven’t Had A Row (Today)
4 May
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Write about something you used to believe, but don’t anymore. What changed?
I used to believe in Happily Ever After. Then I got married.
Describe your first encounter with a celebrity.
Fourteen. Sitting at Heathrow Airport, looking at the floor. An arrogant pair of cream flares stalked past. I looked up. It was Rod Stewart’s legs. Before his first marriage. Not so arrogant now, is he?
Change the end of any famous story, true or fiction.
Great Expectations. Pip did not marry Estella. Pip lived happily ever after.
Should schools control what kids eat for lunch?
No. Then they can live fatly ever after.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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