Joke 42

5 May

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat.  Her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

Be still, my heart, thought the doctor, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor too.

Then the child spoke into the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?”

9 Responses to “Joke 42”

  1. earlybird May 5, 2011 at 07:32 #

    good one.

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  2. musings May 5, 2011 at 08:03 #

    Too funn!

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  3. musings May 5, 2011 at 08:04 #

    OOooooops! I meant to say, “Too funny.” I need to get to sleep. My brain is not thinking clearly.

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  4. vivinfrance May 5, 2011 at 08:24 #

    Out of the mouths… And that cartoon: every mother winces. Touché.

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  5. Alienhippy May 5, 2011 at 12:09 #

    funny….giggling here. xx 🙂

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  6. slpmartin May 5, 2011 at 16:31 #

    That’s a very good one!

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  7. nrhatch May 5, 2011 at 16:45 #

    Da da da da da . . . I’m loving it.

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  8. Tilly Bud May 6, 2011 at 09:45 #

    Out of the mouths of babes, indeed.

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  9. Blossom Dreams May 8, 2011 at 00:03 #

    Lol – funny how children view the world! 😀

    Chloe xx

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