Make a prediction about something you think will happen next week.
I can give you several:
- I will watch Doctor Who
- Man City will win the FA Cup
- I will go to church
- I will write poetry
- I will eat too much/blog too much/moan at the Hub
- I will tell my children I love them
- I will make fun of stupid WordPress prompts
Number Two is a fervent hope and has to happen because I don’t want a bunch of grown men and teenage boys wetting my carpet with their tears next weekend.
The rest will definitely come to pass. The moon is in Mars and the stars are aligned with my bar of Galaxy chocolate, so I know these things.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)