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Dance Like You’re Bonkers

15 May

I watched the Eurovision Song Contest last night.  This is my favourite entry, not least because I was looking for something to write about for Sidey’s theme, dance

A girl in a cone hat and fairy costume, pretending to blow a horn while riding a unicycle, is my idea of dancing.  I feel so lucky to have witnessed it.  Utterly barmy.  I may have to move to Moldova.

Watch out for flashing images.

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Joke 52

15 May

Thank you for this one, Chauncy Gardiner.

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute!”

The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”

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