Joke 52

15 May

Thank you for this one, Chauncy Gardiner.

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute!”

The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”

6 Responses to “Joke 52”

  1. Pseu May 15, 2011 at 11:46 #

    One is reminded of this quotation:
    “The definition of insanity is continuing to do the same thing over and over, and then expecting different results.”
    It is usually attributed to Albert Einstein.

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    • Tilly Bud May 15, 2011 at 15:32 #

      You haven’t been paying close attention to my blog, have you?

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      • Pseu May 16, 2011 at 08:26 #

        I’ll try harder, Miss, in future.

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  2. Blossom Dreams May 15, 2011 at 12:07 #

    Especially loved the cartoon 😀 LOL xx

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  3. nrhatch May 15, 2011 at 16:06 #

    Terrific joke! How easily self-fulfilling prophecies come true.

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  4. musings May 16, 2011 at 08:31 #

    Now that’s what you call a long suffering wife!

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