Joke 56

19 May

Vivinfrance sent me a cracker:

A tourist dining in a restaurant after attending the bullfight was intrigued to watch a waiter bring one of those great domed silver salvers to the man at the next table.  With a flourish the waiter uncovered the dish, to reveal two enormous round jellylike blobs of meat.  Our tourist, always eager to learn, asked the waiter what they were.  ‘Cohones’ was the short answer.  ‘From the bull.  They bring great strength and prowess to whoever eats them.’  

Our tourist thought this sounded like an experience not to be missed and asked to be served the same delicacy.  The waiter protested that they had to be ordered in advance, so our friend put in his order there and then for the next night. 

Tomorrow never comes, but a semblance of it saw the eager man sitting at the same table in the same restaurant.  The waiter duly arrived with the same ceremony of the dome-covered salver.  Same flourish of dome removal, to reveal two miserable little objects.  ‘But that’s not what I ordered’ the tourist objected.  ‘I know, sir.  But sometimes, the bull wins.’

6 Responses to “Joke 56”

  1. Cindy May 19, 2011 at 06:50 #

    ROTFLMAO!

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  2. imonthebandwagon May 19, 2011 at 08:37 #

    haha like it!

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  3. eof737 May 19, 2011 at 09:39 #

    Te he! Te he! 😉

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  4. Sana Johnson-Quijada MD May 19, 2011 at 10:12 #

    smile snicker

    sharks were the best though

    Like

  5. nrhatch May 19, 2011 at 21:50 #

    Two winners!!!

    Thanks for having the cohones to share
    This tantalizing and titillating fare

    Like

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