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On Course

23 May

Stockport homes is not a bad landlord.  In an effort to improve tenants’ lives, they offer all kinds of free workshops and courses, many of which I have signed up for.

For the past three weeks I have been attending a Basic Photography Skills course:

What I’ve learned so far: basically, I have no photographic skills.

No Thanksssssss

23 May
By Richard Wheeler (Zephyris) 2007. Lambda rep...

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If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

News to me.


Make a prediction about life in 2021.

I will be posting 105 times a day.

You have been warned.


Describe your first job interview.

Boss: Your Mum says you’ll work hard; is she right?

Me: Yes.

Boss: Here’s your desk.

Who says nepotism’s a bad thing?


What film have you seen more times than any other?

The Terminator.  Sigh.  The greatest romance ever.

What?  We’ve had this argument before: he came across time for her.  I rest my case.



Write about what you see.

Instructions: 1) Stand up 2) Turn to your right 3) Count objects you see, and stop at #3. 4) Write about whatever item #3 is.

… … … … … … … … *


*I can’t write about what I see: all I see is a door, so there isn’t even a #2, never mind #3.



What’s the most interesting news headline you saw today? 

‘Competition to rethink python design.’

 I had visions of evil cobras ganging together with a boa constrictor scientist to change a python’s DNA. Then I looked again: 

‘Competition to rethink pylon design.’


Joke 60

23 May

A man was in a cave, looking for treasure.

He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double.”

The man agreed, and said, “I wish I had a mansion.” The genie granted it, and the ex-wife got two mansions.

The man said,  “I would like a million dollars.” The genie again granted it and the ex-wife got two million dollars.

Then the man said, “Scare me half to death.”   


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