No Thanksssssss

23 May
By Richard Wheeler (Zephyris) 2007. Lambda rep...

Image via Wikipedia

If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

News to me.

*

Make a prediction about life in 2021.

I will be posting 105 times a day.

You have been warned.

*

Describe your first job interview.

Boss: Your Mum says you’ll work hard; is she right?

Me: Yes.

Boss: Here’s your desk.

Who says nepotism’s a bad thing?

*

What film have you seen more times than any other?

The Terminator.  Sigh.  The greatest romance ever.

What?  We’ve had this argument before: he came across time for her.  I rest my case.

*

*

Write about what you see.

Instructions: 1) Stand up 2) Turn to your right 3) Count objects you see, and stop at #3. 4) Write about whatever item #3 is.

… … … … … … … … *

 

*I can’t write about what I see: all I see is a door, so there isn’t even a #2, never mind #3.

**

 

What’s the most interesting news headline you saw today? 

‘Competition to rethink python design.’

 I had visions of evil cobras ganging together with a boa constrictor scientist to change a python’s DNA. Then I looked again: 

‘Competition to rethink pylon design.’

 

6 Responses to “No Thanksssssss”

  1. earlybird May 23, 2011 at 09:41 #

    Chuckle, chuckle! 🙂

    Like

  2. Cindy May 23, 2011 at 09:43 #

    105 times a day, have mercy on us!

    Like

  3. vivinfrance May 23, 2011 at 11:31 #

    That last one was on telly. It made me mad because they should be thinking of ways of burying HT cables underground, rather than modifying the existing eyesores. We’re about to have a new UHT cable and pylons going all the way down through our beautiful countryside against all representations from the entire population of the peninsula.

    Like

    • Tilly Bud May 24, 2011 at 11:05 #

      It’s crazy that when they get an opportunity to make something better, they don’t.

      Like

  4. Pseu May 23, 2011 at 16:00 #

    ‘Specsavers’ may soon be making money out of both of us.

    Like

I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: