Hair Of The Dog

26 May
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This email was in my inbox this morning.  I didn’t bother opening it: I didn’t want to lose the mystery of what it might be: a request from Donald Trump, perhaps?

Is that real hair?  Does anybody know?  With all of his money, he could afford a better rug, a full hair transplant or even a new hairdresser.

Words are funny, the way they conjure images.  ‘Hippopotami’ always makes me laugh, though they’re nasty creatures who kill more people than lions do.  An animal that round and ugly has no business being grumpy…oh, wait…

I was sad to discover that about hippopotami; almost as sad as when I discovered cheese & onion crisps are not considered one of the major food groups. 

Lord Goldsmith once said, ‘A man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy.’  What a jerk.  I wonder if he and Arnold Schwarzenegger know each other?

Arnold Schwarzennegger…now there’s a man who ought to be given a Brazilian by the cheated wives of America…I’ll be waxed.

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16 Responses to “Hair Of The Dog”

  1. Cindy May 26, 2011 at 09:33 #

    The Don’s hair is beyond a joke, as is his ex’s. And Arnie … I have no words …
    You should open that email, imagine what blogging fodder could come out of a job as a wig mistress in a theatre!


  2. eof737 May 26, 2011 at 09:44 #

    Don’t open that mail as it could be a virus… Donald’s hair is real… Arnie I don’t know. 😦


  3. earlybird May 26, 2011 at 11:08 #

    Open the email!


    • Tilly Bud May 26, 2011 at 12:06 #

      You and Cindy…I bet you open all your presents on Christmas Eve, don’t you?

      Wig Mistress, Royal & Derngate, Northampton

      East Midlands Closes Monday 30 May 2011 Paid (£10k-15k) Full time Artform: theatre Contact: Sarah Holland


      Full Wig support required for the Royal & Derngate production of ‘Eden End’ (31 May – 25 June 2011). £275 – £320 per week. Please send CVs to Sarah Holland, Head of Wardrobe, Royal & Derngate, 19-21 Guildhall Road, Northampton NN1 1DP or email or call on 01604 655 778 .


    • vivinfrance May 26, 2011 at 12:07 #

      at once. Wigs for a renaissance drama would be fun.


      • vivinfrance May 26, 2011 at 12:09 #

        We posted almost simultaneously. I thought a wig support was a polystyrene head.


  4. vivinfrance May 26, 2011 at 12:10 #

    PS If it were me in that picture, I would shave my head immediately.


  5. slpmartin May 26, 2011 at 16:25 #

    Both men provide strong proof that power corupts.


  6. gigihawaii May 26, 2011 at 17:05 #

    I read that Trump’s wife does his hair. Ew!!!


  7. musings May 26, 2011 at 18:52 #

    I have a feeling that awful rug is his trademark now, so being a businessman, Trump can’t change it.

    That Terminator video was rather fun.


    • Tilly Bud May 26, 2011 at 19:52 #

      It was, wasn’t it?

      You make a good point about his hair; I think you might be right.


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