A man goes on a 2-month business trip and leaves his cat with his brother. Towards the end of the trip he calls his brother.
Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?
Brother 2: She’s dead.
Brother 1: She’s dead! What do you mean, She’s dead? I loved that cat. Couldn’t you think of a nicer way to tell me? I’m leaving in a few days. You could have broken the news easier. You could have told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could have told me, Well, we found her but she’s up on the roof and we’re having trouble getting her down. Then when I called from the airport you could have told me, We tried to scare her off the roof and she died when she hit the ground.
Brother 2: I’m sorry…you’re right…that was insensitive; I won’t let it happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mum doing?
Brother 2: She’s up on the roof and we’re having trouble getting her down.
LOL!!
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I thought you said Sunday was the groaniset joke……
( 🙂 )
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I’m keeping you on your huge toes 🙂
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careful
(I’m sensitive about my feet)
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Yeah, right. Or is that two lefts?
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Bwahahaha!
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Have you posted this one before? It seems familiar. 🙂
But it’s still funny. Like the kissing cats.
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It’s an old one but I like it 🙂
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sitting at work and laughing
thank you that make me laugh)))))))))))))
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My pleasure, believe me! Stick around – there are going to be another 934 jokes over the next 934 days 🙂
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oooh *groan*
secretly *giggle*
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I knew it!
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Definitely a groaner… 🙂
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😀
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Thanks for the laugh. 😀
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My pleasure 🙂
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