Joke 67

30 May

A man goes on a 2-month business trip and leaves his cat with his brother.  Towards the end of the trip he calls his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: She’s dead.

Brother 1: She’s dead!  What do you mean, She’s dead?  I loved that cat.  Couldn’t you think of a nicer way to tell me? I’m leaving in a few days. You could have broken the news easier. You could have told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could have told me, Well, we found her but she’s up on the roof and we’re having trouble getting her down. Then when I called from the airport you could have told me, We tried to scare her off the roof and she died when she hit the ground.

Brother 2: I’m sorry…you’re right…that was insensitive; I won’t let it happen again.

Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mum doing?

Brother 2: She’s up on the roof and we’re having trouble getting her down.

Cat cartoon by Steve Langille.

16 Responses to “Joke 67”

  1. sarsm May 30, 2011 at 06:29 #



  2. Pseu May 30, 2011 at 07:20 #

    I thought you said Sunday was the groaniset joke……
    ( 🙂 )


    • Tilly Bud May 30, 2011 at 07:27 #

      I’m keeping you on your huge toes 🙂


      • Pseu May 30, 2011 at 10:01 #


        (I’m sensitive about my feet)


  3. Cindy May 30, 2011 at 07:21 #



  4. vivinfrance May 30, 2011 at 08:54 #

    Have you posted this one before? It seems familiar. 🙂
    But it’s still funny. Like the kissing cats.


  5. ploxezo May 30, 2011 at 09:07 #

    sitting at work and laughing
    thank you that make me laugh)))))))))))))


    • Tilly Bud May 30, 2011 at 09:08 #

      My pleasure, believe me! Stick around – there are going to be another 934 jokes over the next 934 days 🙂


  6. viewfromtheside May 30, 2011 at 09:24 #

    oooh *groan*

    secretly *giggle*


  7. musings May 30, 2011 at 10:28 #

    Definitely a groaner… 🙂


  8. nrhatch May 30, 2011 at 13:40 #

    Thanks for the laugh. 😀


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