Maltesers, A Love Story

16 Jun

Why is it so hard to forgive?

Because I can’t afford to replace the Maltesers the Hub ate.

Describe the first person who broke your heart.

The Hub.  He ate my Maltesers and I can’t afford to replace them.

What’s the smartest thing you’ve heard this week?

‘I’ll buy you two packets of Maltesers as an apology.’


Editor’s Note: No Hubs were harmed in the making of this post.

Hub’s Note: No truths were told in the making of this post.*

22 Responses to “Maltesers, A Love Story”

  1. vivenne blake June 16, 2011 at 10:04 #

    I’m envious. They had giant bucket packs of Maltesers in the duty-free shop on the ferry coming home on Sunday. Price? £11.99. I drooled but declined.


    • Tilly Bud June 16, 2011 at 10:06 #

      You should have stocked up at a local shop. A little forethought avoids a lot of drool.


  2. Cindy June 16, 2011 at 11:12 #

    Very funny 🙂


  3. mairedubhtx June 16, 2011 at 11:36 #

    Do I detect an obsession with Malteasers?


  4. earlybird June 16, 2011 at 13:12 #



  5. kateshrewsday June 16, 2011 at 13:25 #

    He has balls, I’ll give him that.
    Lots of little round chocolate balls…


  6. Hanna June 16, 2011 at 14:27 #

    So, when are you going to divorce your maltesers? 😛
    Love this post!


  7. Patti June 16, 2011 at 15:18 #

    I rarely pay attention to the WordPress prompts – I prefer waiting to see what you will do with them 🙂


  8. granny1947 June 16, 2011 at 17:41 #

    Definite grounds for divorce!!!!


  9. barb19 June 16, 2011 at 23:24 #

    Maltesers Rule!


  10. Perfecting Motherhood June 17, 2011 at 02:46 #

    Oh, I hate it when my hubby eats my own stash of chocolate, Nutella, etc. There are some things I just don’t want to share.


  11. viewfromtheside June 17, 2011 at 06:16 #

    grounds for many future deliveries of the magic packest I hope.

    you are even worse over them than I am over chocolate


    • Tilly Bud June 17, 2011 at 10:39 #

      It’s all an act, really. Honest. No, really.



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