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Where Have I Gone?

18 Jun
List of area moments of inertia

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What have you lost recently?

My writing mojo. 

Or, for Six Word Saturday:

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My head isn’t working this week.

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Six words is about all I have in me.  I love to write but I’ve got nothing.  I have struggled all week to come up with anything of interest.  I haven’t.  No poems, no funny stories, no nonsense.

Which begs the question: … … … …  Nope.  Nothing there, either.  Help!

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That’s interesting: I went to link to SWS and she has lost her ‘blogging mojo’.  Could it be catching?  Stop reading this now!  Don’t worry about me; save yourselves.

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Joke 86

18 Jun

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, and gave the money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”

“No!” the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”

Again the answer was “No!”

“Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

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