Joke 93

25 Jun

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.  The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” says the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says, “How well can you do?”

“Ummmm…I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.

“My, my,” says the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in finesse, is a chihuahua. He gives her a smile and a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, “Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

9 Responses to “Joke 93”

  1. vivinfrance June 25, 2011 at 06:10 #

    First one: groan. cartoon:-D

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  2. earlybird June 25, 2011 at 09:18 #

    for some sick reason this really appealed to me this morning. 🙂

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  3. nrhatch June 25, 2011 at 15:53 #

    Loved them both!

    For a bit of morbid humor:
    http://nrhatch.wordpress.com/2010/09/11/morbid-humor-the-funeral-procession/

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  4. slpmartin June 25, 2011 at 22:58 #

    Cute!

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  5. Harry Nicholson June 25, 2011 at 23:46 #

    Cartoon – a hoot!

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  6. alienhippy June 29, 2011 at 21:18 #

    I LOVE the fridge magnets. 😀 xx

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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