Joke 95

27 Jun

At a fabric store, a pretty girl spotted a nice material for a dress and asked the male clerk, “How much does it cost?

“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.

“That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”

The clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then teasingly held it out.  The girl took the bag and pointed to the old woman standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandma will pay the bill.”

7 Responses to “Joke 95”

  1. Cindy June 27, 2011 at 07:08 #



  2. vivinfrance June 27, 2011 at 09:06 #

    Love the shopping clothes – Tesco couldn’t have turned them away – their rules ban pyjamas and slippers!


  3. eof737 June 27, 2011 at 10:11 #

    Pity really… 😉


  4. nrhatch June 27, 2011 at 15:06 #

    Two funny funnies!


  5. slpmartin June 27, 2011 at 18:45 #

    I have a number of friend who will get a kick out of this one.


    • Tilly Bud June 27, 2011 at 18:52 #

      Excellent! Spread the word. Laughter should be shared 🙂


  6. alienhippy June 29, 2011 at 21:19 #

    😀 funny funny. xx


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