Joke 96

28 Jun

How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

cat cartoon

15 Responses to “Joke 96”

  1. vivinfrance June 28, 2011 at 07:07 #

    1 groan, 1 grin

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    • Tilly Bud June 28, 2011 at 11:30 #

      You can’t please all of the person, all of the time 🙂

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  2. Cindy June 28, 2011 at 07:09 #

    *smile*

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  3. The Hub June 28, 2011 at 12:06 #

    No cats were hurt in the making of this joke.

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  4. nrhatch June 28, 2011 at 17:01 #

    I thought the punchline for the first would be:

    None. They either get into the box themselves . . . or they don’t. 😀

    LOVED the cartoon. That’s Tigger . . . to a “T”!

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  5. kateshrewsday June 28, 2011 at 22:08 #

    Very good indeed, Tilly. I am deriving more pleasure than I should from the thought of putting two cats in a box together and seeing what happened. Good thing Schrodinger never tried it. The thought of them both simultaneously there and not there at the same time might change the course of physics forever.

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    • Tilly Bud June 30, 2011 at 10:04 #

      My head hurts.

      I once wrote a poem about Schrodinger’s cat and the Book of Revelation 🙂

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  6. siggiofmaine June 29, 2011 at 06:05 #

    One will do, two make things interesting… if you like claw marks all over your body..☺
    siggi in Downeast Maine, USA

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  7. alienhippy June 29, 2011 at 21:21 #

    🙂 Oh dear…I still giggled. xx 🙂

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  8. Pseu June 30, 2011 at 21:07 #

    Q How do you get four elephants in a car?

    A 2 in the back and two in the front.

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  9. Pseu June 30, 2011 at 21:08 #

    Q How do you get four giraffes in a car?

    A: You can’t silly. It’s full of elephants.

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