How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
15 Responses to “Joke 96”
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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The Laughing Housewife 
1 groan, 1 grin
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You can’t please all of the person, all of the time 🙂
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*smile*
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No cats were hurt in the making of this joke.
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xxx
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I thought the punchline for the first would be:
None. They either get into the box themselves . . . or they don’t. 😀
LOVED the cartoon. That’s Tigger . . . to a “T”!
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Cats are great, aren’t they?
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Very good indeed, Tilly. I am deriving more pleasure than I should from the thought of putting two cats in a box together and seeing what happened. Good thing Schrodinger never tried it. The thought of them both simultaneously there and not there at the same time might change the course of physics forever.
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My head hurts.
I once wrote a poem about Schrodinger’s cat and the Book of Revelation 🙂
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One will do, two make things interesting… if you like claw marks all over your body..☺
siggi in Downeast Maine, USA
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🙂 Oh dear…I still giggled. xx 🙂
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Q How do you get four elephants in a car?
A 2 in the back and two in the front.
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I love daft jokes 🙂
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Q How do you get four giraffes in a car?
A: You can’t silly. It’s full of elephants.
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LMHO!
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