Joke 97

29 Jun

This one is courtesy of Chauncy Gardiner

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M8 in Scotland. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped three England football fans. They’re asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.

“About a gallon.”

5 Responses to “Joke 97”

  1. Cindy June 29, 2011 at 06:47 #

    LMAO! Good one 🙂


  2. Jesse Jaca June 29, 2011 at 06:56 #

    really good one. makes my day


  3. nrhatch June 29, 2011 at 14:36 #

    It’s Nessie!

    Great joke . . .
    Some get “fired up” about their teams.


  4. slpmartin June 29, 2011 at 16:30 #

    Oh…this made me laugh out loud.;-)


  5. Tilly Bud June 30, 2011 at 09:56 #

    🙂 🙂


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