Joke 100

2 Jul

A farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died.

At the funeral, the women came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head, “Yes.”

The men came up and talked to him and the farmer shook his head, “No.”

Another man wondered why he nodded his head “yes” to the women and “no” to the men.  He went up to the farmer and asked him why.

The farmer replied, “Well, when the women came up, they told me how pretty my wife’s dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked, ‘That mule for sale?’ ”

This cartoon especially for you know who you are:

20 Responses to “Joke 100”

  1. judithhb at 06:04 #

    Glad I found you. I will return.

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  2. vivienne Blake at 08:23 #

    Jock appreciated that one.:-D

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  3. kateshrewsday at 10:26 #

    Great joke, superlative cartoon, Tilly. I’m off to pull a few cow’s legs.

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    • Tilly Bud at 14:49 #

      I’d like to be a fly on that cow pat.

      …Umm…on second thoughts, scratch that 🙂

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  4. mairedubhtx at 12:11 #

    Congratulations on Joke 100!

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  5. totsymae1011 at 12:34 #

    Got me a good Saturday morning chuckle.

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  6. nrhatch at 13:49 #

    Bwahaha!

    Or should I say . . . chihuahua! 😉

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  7. Love it! Sort of like the line of women mourners at the funeral march. . .

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  8. slpmartin at 16:53 #

    Now that’s another cute one.

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  9. alienhippy at 19:45 #

    Giggle giggle…time to breathe. I’m off to read a different blog now.
    Love and hugs.
    Lisa. xx 🙂

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  10. Haha, thanks for the cow cartoon! You know I’m totally stealing it for today’s post…
    http://mydailycow.wordpress.com

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