Joke 106

An editor, a photographer, and a journalist (not from The News of the World, obviously) are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says, “Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.”

The photographer went first. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in the Bahamas, with no money worries.”  The genie granted his wish and sent him off to the Bahamas.

The journalist went next. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries.”   The genie granted his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Then it was the editor’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asked the genie.

“I want them both back after lunch,” replied the editor; ”the deadline for tomorrow’s paper is in ten hours.”