We’re Halfway Through The Year And WordPress Hasn’t Cottoned On To Me Yet

8 Jul

Image by tim ellis via Flickr

How do you know where your boundaries are?

I walk until I hit a wall, then I stop.  It hasn’t failed me so far.

Alternative answer:

I’ll know when an enraged WP prompter takes a hatchet to my blog and I disappear from your screen, never to be heard of again.

I’ll drown my sorrows in gin.  I don’t really drink but I am a mum and it is called ‘mother’s ruin’.  May as well do the thing properly.


Are you too lazy or too busy?

Depends what you want me to do…


Why is it so hard to find a balance? 


Do you know anyone who has a better balance than you do?  


What do you think their secret is? 

No gin.


11 Responses to “We’re Halfway Through The Year And WordPress Hasn’t Cottoned On To Me Yet”

  1. Cindy July 8, 2011 at 09:56 #

    I don’t understand a word of it.
    Change to Merlot, quickly!


  2. vivinfrance July 8, 2011 at 10:17 #

    Gin’s good for cleaning diamonds (do you have any?) and not much else.
    What a relief to come to a sane blog after what I’ve just been writing.


    • Tilly Bud July 8, 2011 at 10:23 #

      Some diamonds; no gin (but don’t grass me up; my readers will never forgive me if they discover I sometimes exaggerate).

      ‘Sane’ is a relative term… 🙂


  3. siggiofmaine July 8, 2011 at 12:23 #

    Great fun ! Thanks. Enjoy your day…with or without…….. ☺.
    ☮ ♥ Siggi in Downeast Maine


  4. Pseu July 8, 2011 at 16:37 #

    Gin makes you thin
    whisky makes you frisky and
    brandy makes you randy.

    Guess which is my poison?


  5. kateshrewsday July 9, 2011 at 11:40 #

    From personal experience, I can add for the record that gin makes that wall feel even harder.


    • Tilly Bud July 9, 2011 at 15:24 #

      lol! I thought you were a good Catholic girl?


  6. ElizOF July 10, 2011 at 19:12 #

    They’ve cottoned on… beware the ides of December, forget the ides of March. 😳


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