We’re Halfway Through The Year And WordPress Hasn’t Cottoned On To Me Yet

8 Jul
Blondin

Image by tim ellis via Flickr

How do you know where your boundaries are?

I walk until I hit a wall, then I stop.  It hasn’t failed me so far.

Alternative answer:

I’ll know when an enraged WP prompter takes a hatchet to my blog and I disappear from your screen, never to be heard of again.

I’ll drown my sorrows in gin.  I don’t really drink but I am a mum and it is called ‘mother’s ruin’.  May as well do the thing properly.

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Are you too lazy or too busy?

Depends what you want me to do…

Bonus:

Why is it so hard to find a balance? 

Gin. 

Do you know anyone who has a better balance than you do?  

Blondin. 

What do you think their secret is? 

No gin.

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11 Responses to “We’re Halfway Through The Year And WordPress Hasn’t Cottoned On To Me Yet”

  1. Cindy July 8, 2011 at 09:56 #

    I don’t understand a word of it.
    Change to Merlot, quickly!

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  2. vivinfrance July 8, 2011 at 10:17 #

    Gin’s good for cleaning diamonds (do you have any?) and not much else.
    What a relief to come to a sane blog after what I’ve just been writing.

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    • Tilly Bud July 8, 2011 at 10:23 #

      Some diamonds; no gin (but don’t grass me up; my readers will never forgive me if they discover I sometimes exaggerate).

      ‘Sane’ is a relative term… 🙂

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  3. siggiofmaine July 8, 2011 at 12:23 #

    Great fun ! Thanks. Enjoy your day…with or without…….. ☺.
    ☮ ♥ Siggi in Downeast Maine

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  4. Pseu July 8, 2011 at 16:37 #

    Gin makes you thin
    whisky makes you frisky and
    brandy makes you randy.

    Guess which is my poison?

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  5. kateshrewsday July 9, 2011 at 11:40 #

    From personal experience, I can add for the record that gin makes that wall feel even harder.

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    • Tilly Bud July 9, 2011 at 15:24 #

      lol! I thought you were a good Catholic girl?

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  6. ElizOF July 10, 2011 at 19:12 #

    They’ve cottoned on… beware the ides of December, forget the ides of March. 😳

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