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I’ve Invented Time Travel So You Won’t Rob My House

9 Jul
Terminal 2 at Manchester International Airport...

Terminal 2 at Manchester International Airport, Manchester, England. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Today’s Six Word Saturday:

Going to be a geek today.

I’m going to an aviation fair at Manchester Airport, to watch the planes, wear a cagoule and eat ham sandwiches.  It’s the start of the eight-week summer holidays and I need all the cheap activities I can get.

People are always warning bloggers not to give out personal information that thieves will find useful, so I’m really typing this tomorrow and back-dating it.  I’m here, right now, at my computer, and won’t move from the house all day.

I had a great time at the aviation fair (bloggers should also make up stuff to keep the reader interested) and the ham sandwiches were yummy.  I met an interesting man and dumped the Hub and kids for a life spent trailing after him, cluttering up the house with airline pins and model planes…oh, wait – that’s my present life…

Inventing time travel was easy, but can anyone tell me how to get the Six Word Saturday logo on to my sidebar?  I just can’t do it.

There’s never a geek around when you need one.



Joke 107

9 Jul

Thanks to my Facebook friend and relative, Michelle, for this one.

The police came round today and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike.  

I told them to get lost – my dog doesn’t own a bike.

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