Joke 108

A shy man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.  After some time trying to pluck up courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

To which she yells at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar stares at them.  The man is utterly embarrassed and slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I’m a journalist and I’ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he yells at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean £200?”