Joke 108

10 Jul

A shy man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.  After some time trying to pluck up courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

To which she yells at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar stares at them.  The man is utterly embarrassed and slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I’m a journalist and I’ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he yells at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean £200?”

11 Responses to “Joke 108”

  1. Lafemmeroar July 10, 2011 at 06:36 #

    lol good one 🙂

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  2. Sana Johnson-Quijada MD July 10, 2011 at 06:40 #

    snort and snicker

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  3. vivinfrance July 10, 2011 at 06:55 #

    Good that she got her comeuppance. I love the drunk sedan chair!

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  4. kateshrewsday July 10, 2011 at 14:44 #

    Now there’s a sharp operator 😀

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  5. nrhatch July 10, 2011 at 17:42 #

    Excellent!

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  6. slpmartin July 11, 2011 at 00:58 #

    Now that’s really funny!

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  7. mommygems July 12, 2011 at 03:35 #

    Haha! that’s funny,I’m smiling and my kids aske me why?! 🙂

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  8. Madeleine Begun Kane July 12, 2011 at 04:50 #

    LOL! Great punchline.

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  9. eof737 July 17, 2011 at 08:59 #

    Again, I’m catching up on blog comments after another long 4 day yoga retreat in Boston… I got back Thursday night to over a thousand emails. Will begin a marathon commenting effort shortly! TY! 🙂

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    • Tilly Bud July 17, 2011 at 09:04 #

      Please don’t feel obliged to comment on every blog you’ve missed (others as well as mine), or the good work of the retreat will have been wasted.

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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