Joke 120

22 Jul

Viv has several on the nature of customer service.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury’s but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’

The assistant replied, ‘I’m afraid not, they’re dead.’

14 Responses to “Joke 120”

  1. barb19 July 22, 2011 at 06:31 #



  2. vivienne Blake July 22, 2011 at 06:48 #

    That cartoon: a good idea for getting rid of those awful unwanted sales calls just as you’re sitting down to eat.


  3. johnnathanielfernando July 22, 2011 at 07:32 #

    nice! thanks again for a funny post!


  4. Cindy July 22, 2011 at 07:44 #



  5. mairedubhtx July 22, 2011 at 12:56 #

    These are good ones


  6. alienhippy July 22, 2011 at 13:52 #

    ‘I’m afraid not, they’re dead.’ I’m cracked up here…LMHO in the corner on my Aunts computer. She just told me off because everyone is trying to watch Narnia. They have just got to the bit where Aslan has been killed, it SO VERY quiet and I am having a fit of giggles. Thanks…Love and hugs. xx 🙂


    • Tilly Bud July 22, 2011 at 22:24 #

      The best time to have the giggles is when you shouldn’t; it makes you giggle all the more 🙂


  7. slpmartin July 22, 2011 at 15:57 #

    I really love that cartoon!


  8. nrhatch July 22, 2011 at 16:03 #

    That cartoon is one of your best yet! 😀


  9. Tilly Bud July 22, 2011 at 22:25 #

    Glad you like it 🙂


  10. Pseu July 23, 2011 at 09:43 #

    — there’s another joke in there somewhere about going cold turkey, but I haven’t found it yet.



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