Joke 122

24 Jul

Why would the judge not allow the cast of Cats to sit in on the trial?

Because they were guilty of purrjury.

22 Responses to “Joke 122”

  1. therealsharon July 24, 2011 at 07:36 #

    HAHA! I came to check out your blog because of the wonderful review Nancy gave you for being her 100,000th visitor and I must say, I’m liking the hilarity of your blog….I think I will click on subscribe so I can read more. 🙂

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    • Tilly Bud July 25, 2011 at 21:33 #

      That’s always lovely to hear! Going to check you out now. Thanks for your visit. 🙂

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  2. vivienne Blake July 24, 2011 at 07:44 #

    Why isn’t there a smiley for

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  3. vivienne Blake July 24, 2011 at 07:44 #
  4. vivienne Blake July 24, 2011 at 07:47 #

    WP didn’t like me trying to say groan … with pointy brackets. Have you set the thought police on me, Tilly? Sill, at least I’ve boosted your comment stats for you!

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  5. vivienne Blake July 24, 2011 at 07:48 #

    Still… I give up! Trash the lot.

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    • Tilly Bud July 25, 2011 at 21:34 #

      No, it was too funny to read! I wasn’t even here so you can’t blame me 🙂

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  6. Daily Journey July 24, 2011 at 09:35 #

    Cute! I like this little pice of laughter.
    Blessings

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  7. Pseu July 24, 2011 at 12:02 #

    Catatonic.

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  8. Paula Tohline Calhoun July 24, 2011 at 13:44 #

    I thought for sure the punch line would be “Because his “bench” was a rocking chair. Og well – so much for my sense of humor. Even from a distance, my sons are rolling their eyes. . .

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    • Tilly Bud July 25, 2011 at 21:37 #

      🙂

      Perhaps you’d better leave the jokes to me 🙂

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  9. nrhatch July 24, 2011 at 18:34 #

    I expect many cats do view the beach as a giant litter box. 😀

    Hope the redecorating is going well. When you take a break . . . swing by the party we’re throwing in your honor:

    http://nrhatch.wordpress.com/2011/07/24/meet-tilly-the-laughing-housewife/

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    • Tilly Bud July 25, 2011 at 21:39 #

      Thank you so much for the wonderful post about me. I loved it, though I’m blushing 🙂

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    • nrhatch July 25, 2011 at 23:41 #

      I commiserate. I don’t enjoy too much hoopla directed my way UNLESS I initiate it.

      We both need to take lessons from Paula to avoid blushing. 😳

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  10. klrs09 July 26, 2011 at 21:22 #

    Groan!

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    • Tilly Bud July 27, 2011 at 09:15 #

      You can’t please all of the people, all of the time…

      Sorry about that one 🙂

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