A Serious Break

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Do you think people should have the right to commit suicide?

I think having ‘the right’ is irrelevant:
if someone wants to kill themselves, they will.

Do you think global warming is real?

Yes.

When you get mad, what calms you down?

A long walk.

Do you think your readers like serious posts from you?*

No.

*WordPress didn’t write that one; I did.  I had to get these awkward questions out of the way because I aim to answer every prompt this year, no matter how stupid, or how serious.

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

Fudges, Freaks And Fooling Around

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Why is there evil in the world?

To prompt WordPress prompters into asking questions I really don’t want to have to answer.

Why are reality TV shows so popular?

The government outlawed freak shows.

Close your eyes and try thinking about nothing: what happens?

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It’s counter-intuitive, but awake or asleep our brains are driven to be doing something. It’s a surprise to most people to realize how little control they have over their own minds.

It’s not a surprise to me.  And nor, I suspect, to this blog’s readers.

Make of that what you will 😉

I’m just kidding.  Ask me again.

Close your eyes and try thinking about nothing: what happens?

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Joke 129

The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late.

The sun replied that it was just a phase.