No Smoking Unless You Are On Fire

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Time for some more searches that found this blog.

Sound Advice

• no smoking unless you are on fire
• life is short smile while you still have teeth

For Those Between Bloggers

• mezzanine levels blogs

People Often Come Here Looking For A Hard-Working Housewife Blog; How Disappointed They Must Be

• pain stripping housewife
• housewife tickle
• a housewifes job are newer done…
• my name is i am a housewife
• how to look like a hard worker
• housewife superhero 

The Search For Tooth

• big dogs with cheesy smiles
• good teeth smile
• homeless people teeth
• ugly person smiling
• tooth bathroom

Ewwwww

• brown stripe on root of wisdom teeth
• granies sex
• pet poo cartoon
• cartoon fart fog

Sigh.  I Totally Get This

• my hubby thinks im ugly poem
• ugly wife blog
• flaky mother

I Totally Don’t Get This

• ugliest yorkshire terrier
• gay socks eating
• temporary poem
• gay socks and fun
• sick clocks
• yoda police
• womanless rotary
• frog facebook

Why So Particular?

• cfs/me in kusadasi

Demonstrating The Value Of Knowing Where The Commas Go

• old fashioned house,wife rules

Demonstrating The Value Of Using The Correct Tense (And Complete Sentences)

• cartoons give birth

Should I Be Worried?

• noah ark 2011
• free porn tube
• knickerless women in the street
• poem for a knickerless lady
• gave my wife to another man

Joke 131

A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”

 The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”

The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” He said, “Hello, George. What’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, “That’s so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything she can do for them.”

The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”