It’s not the actual toilet that’s broken; it’s one of the hinges. But when you find your legs in the air and your bum wedged ‘twixt bowl and seat, that’s kind of a moot point.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
That picture (drawing and mental image) is TMI
😦
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If we’re going to be friends, Viv, you should see my dirty underbelly. Which it is, now.
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Sorry about your hurting moot point! 🙄
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You’re not sorry at all, are you? 😀
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Well, T.B, I was thinking as I smiled, 🙂
“In the olden days there could only be
a man to blame for such a problem.
Now-a-days it’s the plastic hinge to fault.”
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Hmmm…okay, you get a let off 🙂
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When I saw this post I thought, oh no dentist! 😉
That reminds me of my son. Not the picture, of course. But the painful toilet landings. He had an obsession, for a while, with unscrewing things, and the loo seat left the loo on regular occasions.
Last night I felt like I was taking over your blog. My picture seemed to be taking over the right hand side.
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You thought ‘dentist’ because THAT’S WHERE YOU NEED TO GO!
Glad Aden’s lost that desire, anyway. Poor you!
I only forgive you for commenting on every post you missed because you clearly needed to distract your mouth for a while. Go to the dentist!
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I can’t feel my gum at all today. It’s a miracle!! (I’ll call tomorrow).
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Oh yes, not a good thing to find out by accident! Jim is right …about the plastic things usually being to fault….! Too funny!
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It was at least lucky, because I didn’t have a 6WS until that moment. 🙂
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Eina!
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You got that right!
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No comment. (I know, go figure…)
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Who are you? What have you done with the real Ron?
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I don’t know what made me laugh more, the pic or the image that formed in my head of your dilemma. My apologies for laughing at your expense and I hope you weren’t harmed
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I’m fine, thank you. And never apologise for laughing at my expense – it’s why I’m here 🙂
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What? Surprises aren’t more fun than being forewarned?
6WS: School Starts Monday
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“Blogger impaled on giant incisor while seeking relief.” Now there’s a headline you don’t see every day.
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If you left the toilet seat up like we supposedly dumb men do, this would never have happened…
It does give a new meaning to having your bottom pinched, though.
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I SOOOOOO wish I’d thought of that one!
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Now that conjures up quite the image!
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Oh goodness. The worst I’ve had happen is a man leaving the seat up and me sitting down with the seat up 😦
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Done that, too. Not fun.
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I live in a house where nothing works, so this post rings true. It is a rude awakening during night time toilet trips. You have my undivided Sympathy.
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I got that particular habit under control years ago. Perhaps this was their revenge?
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That is quite the predicament you have gotten yourself in! And the picture of the toilet scares me!
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Oh no! It was meant to be funny 🙂
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Love it! (Found your blog from Six Word Saturday)
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Very embarrassing – did it hurt?
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Just my pride.
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This one gives nightmares!
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Sorry about that 🙂
Are you related to the McGuffy school book from Little House On The Prairie?
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That’s a bit of a scary picture!
Sorry about your predicament though.
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Thanks. No harm done 🙂
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What a great looking toilet… 🙂
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