Joke 147

18 Aug

This one is courtesy of Sarsm.

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to take his life into his hands. 

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks…but chocolate sings.

16 Responses to “Joke 147”

  1. Perfecting Motherhood August 18, 2011 at 05:41 #

    Chocolate does work wonders. Or in your case, Maltesers.


  2. vivienne Blake August 18, 2011 at 05:58 #

    That’s the best PMT joke I’ve ever seen!


  3. siggiofmaine August 18, 2011 at 06:16 #

    Great post…love it !
    Chocolate is number one in my book any day !
    ☮ ♥. Siggi in Downeast Maine


  4. musings August 18, 2011 at 06:26 #

    Oh yes! Chocolate always works for me. 🙂


  5. Sharp Little Pencil August 18, 2011 at 06:34 #

    You wanna hear a real gripe? I had to give up… I can hardly say it… I had to give up chocolate because it was aggravating my migraines.

    Life is scarcely worth living. If not for Lex, poetry, my computer, Riley in LA, a strong cup of coffee, and Netflix, I’d be outta here…!! Thanks for a laugh and a half, Linda! Amy


    • Tilly Bud August 18, 2011 at 11:29 #

      Poor, poor Amy! I feel for you. And your family 🙂


  6. misswhiplash August 18, 2011 at 08:23 #

    Very good ..Tilly B… It had better be a decent chocolate and not cheap nasty syuff!


    • Tilly Bud August 18, 2011 at 11:24 #

      Oo, good point! The poor men could end up in real trouble.


  7. granny1947 August 18, 2011 at 10:00 #

    Thanks for the smile…I needed it.
    Love the cartoon.


  8. Novroz August 18, 2011 at 10:04 #

    hahaha…very funny!! i think I am a safer one


  9. sarsm August 18, 2011 at 11:52 #

    Wow! I clicked on your homepage and there was my own face staring back at me (I thought I’d broken the computer again, for a minute). 😀

    It’s a great joke and it should train all men well.

    😉 Thanks!!


    • Tilly Bud August 18, 2011 at 13:02 #

      I had the idea yesterday after using my niece’s pic – why not show the contributors’ faces?


  10. nrhatch August 18, 2011 at 18:23 #

    Go chocolate!!! 😀


  11. eof737 August 18, 2011 at 23:02 #

    So true… and still laughing. 😆


I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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