Exercise…I’ve Heard Of It

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Do you wish you had more money or time?

Yes.

If you were God, how would you have started it all?

At the risk of sounding pompous, I wouldn’t presume to second-guess the Lord.

What is your favorite way to get physical exercise?

I have a really good system: I spend all morning at the computer, exercising my brain and fingers at your blogs.  At some point I fall into a dead faint, which tells me I’m hungry.

• walk from computer to kitchen
• put kettle on
• walk back to computer
• walk from computer to kitchen
• make tea
• prepare cereal
• walk back to computer
• eat cereal whilst reading blogs
• walk back to kitchen
• get piece of fruit (also known as ‘packet of crisps’)
• walk back to computer
• eat frusps whilst reading blogs
• walk back to kitchen to dispose of fruit packet
• get another piece of fruit (also known as ‘chocolate’)
• walk back to computer
• eat other fruitlate whilst reading blogs
• walk back to kitchen to dispose of other fruit packet
• walk back to computer with tea, now at perfect drinking temperature (adding weights to an exercise regime gives a better workout)
• drink tea whilst reading blogs
• walk back to kitchen with almost-empty mug (it is impolite to drain the cup)
• walk back to computer
• read blogs

As you can see, I get a lot of aerobic exercise on a daily basis.  Time to celebrate with a slap-up meal!

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