Joke 153

24 Aug

Steve lived in Staten Island, NY and worked in Manhattan.  He had to take the ferry home every night.  One evening he found there was a wait for the next boat, so he decided to stop at a nearby tavern.  Before long he was feeling no pain.  When he got back to the ferry slip, the ferryboat was just eight feet from the dock.

Afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner, Steve took a running leap and landed right on the deck of the boat.

“How did you like that jump, buddy?” asked a proud Steve of a deck hand.

“It was great,” said the sailor.  “But why didn’t you wait?  We were just pulling in!”


5 Responses to “Joke 153”

  1. sufilight August 24, 2011 at 07:47 #

    Being a life long New Yorker who worked in Manhattan before relocating, I was interested in this joke. Made me smile! 🙂 The ferry is fun to ride, used to get on with a friend of mine, just for the fun of seeing the city near water or visiting Staten Island.


    • Tilly Bud August 24, 2011 at 11:32 #

      Seen it in movies and hope to use it one day.


  2. Patrecia aaka misswhiplash August 24, 2011 at 07:51 #

    another good laugh..thank you TB you always bring a smile to my face


  3. Elaine August 24, 2011 at 08:20 #

    Very good – a smile for the start of my day!


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