A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary.
She called the obituary department and said, “This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.”
The man at the newspaper said, “But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.”
The woman answered, “OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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nice!thanks for another dose of laugh tilly!
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LInda, after that humungous bummer of a poem I gave you, I’m almost embarrassed to admit how hard I laughed at this joke. The comic that followed it was great, but the six words to the obit? Roaring!! And now I PROMISE YOU, these two poems are beautiful and heartfelt. Really. Pinkie swear!! Love, Amy
http://sharplittlepencil.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/twofer-haiku-heaven-sent/
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It wasn’t a bummer; it was fantastic.
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hahaha! Love the cartoon ;p
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Ooh . . . great 6 word story.
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