Joke 154

25 Aug

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary.

She called the obituary department and said, “This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.”

The man at the newspaper said, “But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.”

The woman answered, “OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”


6 Responses to “Joke 154”

  1. johnnathanielfernando August 25, 2011 at 05:50 #

    nice!thanks for another dose of laugh tilly!


  2. Sharp Little Pencil August 25, 2011 at 07:09 #

    LInda, after that humungous bummer of a poem I gave you, I’m almost embarrassed to admit how hard I laughed at this joke. The comic that followed it was great, but the six words to the obit? Roaring!! And now I PROMISE YOU, these two poems are beautiful and heartfelt. Really. Pinkie swear!! Love, Amy


  3. Cindy August 25, 2011 at 07:20 #

    hahaha! Love the cartoon ;p


  4. nrhatch August 25, 2011 at 19:39 #

    Ooh . . . great 6 word story.



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