This is from Michelle in South Africa.
A man climbs to the top of Mount Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks, “Lord, what does a million years mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A minute.”
The man asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A penny.”
Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies, “In a minute.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
That’s a cracker!
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😀
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Great jokes. Worth keeping.
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🙂 You know where to find them 🙂
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=) good one……….
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that’s a good ‘n . we could try that on the kids!
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😉
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I love it!!!!
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Good one! 😆
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Good one! LoL!
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Perfect!
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