Joke 156

27 Aug

This is from Michelle in South Africa.

A man climbs to the top of Mount Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks, “Lord, what does a million years mean to you?”

The Lord replies, “A minute.”

The man asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”

The Lord replies, “A penny.”

Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?”

The Lord replies, “In a minute.”

11 Responses to “Joke 156”

  1. barb19 August 27, 2011 at 05:48 #

    That’s a cracker!

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  2. vivinfrance August 27, 2011 at 07:35 #

    Great jokes. Worth keeping.

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  3. ♡ tHe TaLe Of My HeArT ♡ August 27, 2011 at 07:46 #

    =) good one……….

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  4. misswhiplash August 27, 2011 at 08:13 #

    that’s a good ‘n . we could try that on the kids!

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  5. granny1947 August 27, 2011 at 08:25 #

    I love it!!!!

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  6. nrhatch August 27, 2011 at 14:13 #

    Good one! 😆

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  7. totsymae1011 August 27, 2011 at 14:54 #

    Good one! LoL!

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  8. slpmartin August 30, 2011 at 03:05 #

    Perfect!

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