Joke 170

10 Sep

The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn’t heading in the right direction.

Today’s joke reminds me of one of my favourite-ever movie scenes: picture, if you will, Bruce Willis in a pink bunny suit, chatting to a young Elijah Wood before he was a Hobbit. 

BW: What’s your name, kid?

EW: North.

BW: North?  That’s a good name.  I’ve seen it on maps.


12 Responses to “Joke 170”

  1. Cindy September 10, 2011 at 05:55 #

    Love love love the cartoon!


  2. viv blake September 10, 2011 at 07:23 #

    I like it – all of it.


  3. Tinman September 10, 2011 at 09:52 #

    What film is that? Bruce’s joke is brilliant (er, not that yours isn’t).


    • Tilly Bud September 10, 2011 at 09:54 #

      It’s called *North*.

      And no, I’m not offended. Really.


  4. Pseu September 10, 2011 at 14:44 #

    Did you hear of the torch manufacturer who was the leading light in the industry? And the microphone company who always listened to their customers? The baker who always rose to the occasion?


    • Tilly Bud September 12, 2011 at 11:49 #

      You should be posting your own joke a day 🙂


  5. ♡ tHe TaLe Of My HeArT ♡ September 10, 2011 at 15:39 #

    Nice cartoon……… luvd it 🙂


  6. slpmartin September 10, 2011 at 17:18 #

    The Bruce Willis dialogue was quite funny.


  7. nrhatch September 10, 2011 at 18:49 #

    Did you give Tory Boy one of those compasses before he moved away? 😆


  8. LetterzToNoOne September 11, 2011 at 07:22 #

    I LOVE that movie.


    • Tilly Bud September 12, 2011 at 11:35 #

      That’s two of us in a population of 7 billion, then 🙂


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