Joke 178

You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when….

• You wake up at four in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
• You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
• You decide to stay in university for another year, just for the free internet access.
• You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
• You start using smileys 🙂 in your snail mail.
• You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
• You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.
• When your email inbox shows “no new messages” you feel really depressed.
• You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen names and you never bothered to ask.
• Your family always knows where you are.
• In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you just say “LOL, LOL.”
• After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend.