Joke 179

19 Sep

A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away and the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. 

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, “Is the cat there?”

“Yes, why do you ask?” answered his wife.

The man replied, “Put him on the phone; I’m lost and I need directions.”   

  

12 Responses to “Joke 179”

  1. earlybird September 19, 2011 at 06:06 #

    Now this one made me laugh!

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  2. Pseu September 19, 2011 at 08:54 #

    Turn me around three tmes and I’m lost. Why hadn’t I thought of using the Cat Navigation?

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    • Tilly Bud September 20, 2011 at 08:36 #

      Why didn’t I think of that phrase? Love it.

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  3. Yulia September 19, 2011 at 09:43 #

    Should I bring the cat when I walk around? No more dog?
    This is very funny, Tilly! haaaa

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  4. slpmartin September 19, 2011 at 16:25 #

    This one go me to laugh out loud also. 🙂

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  5. nrhatch September 19, 2011 at 16:58 #

    Reminds me of a song we used to sing:

    The cat came back
    The very next day
    The cat came back
    They thought he was a goner
    But the cat came back
    He just wouldn’t stay away

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  6. totsymae1011 September 20, 2011 at 02:53 #

    TOO FUNNY!! Loved this one! Served him right though.

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