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We haven’t had searches that found my blog for a while. Enjoy.
I Don’t Know Anything, Honest:
- hotshot bald cop (159 searches in the past month alone)
- what happened to gaddafi (68 – seems more people are interested in Ed Lauter than the former Libyan dictator. Go figure) My favourite search, however, is this one: where is gaddafi actually. That last word makes it clear that it’s a secret just between the searcher and the internet
- batcave entrance
I Wouldn’t Mind Knowing These, Though
- hot rugby player
- need easy instructions on how to write in publice service announcement
- marriage expiration date
- what do i get for $85 toilet paper
What Are These People Eating That They Can See It?
- funny pictures of people farting
I’m Saying Nothing
- arts degree jokes
- housewife don’t do houseworks
- the laughing housewide
That Explains A Lot
- dinosaurs miss noah ark
- socks in heaven
- dementia wallasey (Wallasey is a town near Liverpool; I lived there for three years)
- what marriage means to a woman joke time
Is There Any Other Kind?
- fat ugly poo
- funny septic trucks
Tell Me Something I Don’t Know
- christmas is comming
Tell Him Something He Doesn’t Know
- laughing turkey
Consider Me Baffled Of Stockport
- toilet blob
- ten hose wife
- hamster x rated
- false facts about laughing
- clock eating cartoon
- shakespeare farting
- its fun to be a housewife
If This Is About Me, I’m Annoyed That You Think I Might Be Sick
- fat sick fail poet wife
You’re In The Wrong Place
- woman looking for dirt in house
- hard working housewife
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The Laughing Housewife 
Love to do funny searches like this too! Enjoyed your post.
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Great fun, aren’t they?
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I love it when you do these, so funny.
The best search that found my blog so far was ‘mug from London’.
That would be me 🙂
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Nice one!
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There’s nowt so queer as folk.
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You’ve inspired to to a looky-loo at searches that got people to my site. I’m baffled and a little worried. Look for my post on it in the near future. Thanks!
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Always happy to inspire 🙂
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The one I get all the time is “Camping porn.”
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I’m afraid to ask… 🙂
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Tilly, those search terms just got funnier and funnier! Can you actually get $85 toilet paper?
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You’re asking the wrong person…I don’t even buy 85p toilet paper 🙂
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$85 toilet paper? Why didn’t I think of that for a business idea? Obviously, there’s demand for it.
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I’d be seriously piqued and petulant were some idiotic searcher, seeking ‘a fat sick fail poet wife’ or ‘woman looking for dirt in house’ cruise onto my blog, Tilly. The one I’m totally nonplussed about is: ‘HK pornboy seeks mating monkey-eating eagle’ cheers molly
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That is FANTASTIC! I read it out to my family and they couldn’t stop laughing.
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LOL! My favorite search term is will St. Joseph sell your house…
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I sincerely hope he didn’t 🙂
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