Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TILLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TILLY
YES, I KNOW IT SOUNDS SILLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
and a lorryload of Maltesers.
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lol!
Perfect! And I nearly did get a lorry load – seven boxes!
Thank you xx
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hey….it is your birthday too….have a great one!!!!
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Thanks Granny; I did!
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so simple but so funny… Thank you Mrs TB
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No, thank you, Miss Dubya 🙂
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Is it really your birthday? If yes, Happy Birthday Blessings to You!
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Wow!! Impressive! Thanks 🙂
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I LOVE this! Thank you Nancy 🙂
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Heres a little HTML birthday code.
a href=”http://media.photobucket.com/image/happy birthday/justplayfair/happy_birthday-1.gif?o=1″ target=”_blank”></a
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Thank you, but the link doesn’t work 😦
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Space can be moreish..
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Hello Dear,
I have missed your jokes. A good one ! go Armstrong go… lol
Grace
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I missed it! Happy Birthday. Belatedly. (Scout has just enabled the lost internet connection 🙂 – I can see he is another Techie in the making)
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Don’t let him leave home!
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I have another year to train number two son up to the standard of number 1 son. 🙂
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Make sure you do.
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